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sailorpizza: llamasaresexuallyattractive: are we going to sit...

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:21:01 -0400

llamasaresexuallyattractive:

are we going to sit back and pretend that this didn’t happen on american television???

“nicki would have sent her to hollywood”

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Sun, 05 May 2013 22:18:41 -0400

dietchola: i like to think that i’m a lot more attractive than i really am but when i realize how...

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 18:54:33 -0400

dietchola:

i like to think that i’m a lot more attractive than i really am but when i realize how ugly i actually am i get really sad

dietchola: i like to think that i’m a lot more attractive than i really am but when i realize how...

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 18:52:44 -0400

dietchola:

i like to think that i’m a lot more attractive than i really am but when i realize how ugly i actually am i get really sad

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 18:52:12 -0400

uterus: hey you're not pregnant

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 18:50:38 -0400

uterus: hey you're not pregnant
uterus: hey just wanted to say it's been a couple of minutes and you're still not pregnant
uterus: i'm going to just keep on telling you you're not pregnant in a violent bloody way for a few days
uterus: and in case you're worried you'll be pregnant next month i'll tell you again ok because i care for you like that

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 18:49:26 -0400

ilikethecandy: missjayalyssa: Broken condom style! AYYYYYYYYY THAT’S YOUR BABY Nope! Nope!...

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 18:35:13 -0400

ilikethecandy:

missjayalyssa:

Broken condom style!

AYYYYYYYYY THAT’S YOUR BABY

Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

Do I hear an episode of JERRY SPRINGER?!

Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 18:32:23 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

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Wed, 10 Oct 2012 01:05:18 -0400

lettymeow: love love love

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 01:00:37 -0400

lettymeow:

love love love

How can anyone hate a kitten?

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:59:57 -0400

glitterweave: i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like...

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:53:58 -0400

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

wreakinghavokallday: I actually LOLd

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:49:27 -0400

wreakinghavokallday:

I actually LOLd

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Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:47:36 -0400

wellsuckmesideways: because-fuck-you-thats-why: randomonedirectionfacts: DONT CHA WISH YOUR...

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:43:32 -0400

wellsuckmesideways:

because-fuck-you-thats-why:

randomonedirectionfacts:

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

DONT CHA

That’s… very disturbing

I don’t even know…

here, look. a sleepy turtle. i hope you have a good day.

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:01:01 -0400

here, look.

a sleepy turtle.

i hope you have a good day.

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:00:39 -0400

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:59:22 -0400

gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 01:58:02 -0400

gaycomalfoy:

in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons